ok, you don't v=care about my retired father,
you don't care about my cousin,
http://euroisrael.huji.ac.il/list-european.html
because he signed pro Israel petition,
I have MORE relatives in academia...
his father, the nuclear physisit, my uncle
http://arxiv.org/abs/nucl-th/9907058
This concludes the list of my LIVING close relatives from academia world...
..and this 4 Birbrairs will gladly discuss with ease the subjects from human birth (my father), to Statistics (my coisin), to how blow this planet apart (my uncle), to how beat people up on the boards and ride them like mexican whores (your expression) and that would be me
;-)))