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Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 12:26 PM
Aside from looking to replace several employees, I have another job available. I need someone to post for me during the week of my honeymoon (next week). Please post your qualifications.
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Dear Sir:
I am applying for the position of Interim Board Spammer. I have almost 2 full years of experience on several boards, and my contributions never go unnoticed.
Linguistically, I have a prodigious vocabulary, my diction and grammar are of the highest caliber, and my fluid prose often brings mortal enemies to their knees in supplication (and tears).
Verily, you will not find a more qualified applicant.
As for salary, I was thinking something in the range of $17,000.
Regards,
The Buffster