I once passed out in the pool, floating in a swimming ring .
My skin was wrinkly and my penis hurted when I got out.
I also had carbon monoxide poisoning since someone lit a fireplace without opening the horn, all the smoke came to the pool room.
Ahh, good times. It was the same day I wore my friends little sisters ballerina suit. Oh to be 16 again.
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