We REALLY need a popcorn icon - though this one when directed to C comes in handy:
If you know anyone in that area, hire them to literally sit there and wait for her to leave. Eventually she'll have to get groceries - or open the door when someone delivers them. :P
Can she get into trouble for lying about her age for her ham license?
What an idiot she is not to answer the door when she's being served.
