An Ohio State alum and a Michigan alum are sitting in a bar having a drink.
In walks an old man with an alligator. The old man asks the two alums if they want to see a neat trick. The alums both say they would love to.
The old man prys open the alligators mouth, pulls out his penis and inserts it in the alligators mouth. After holding it there for 30 seconds, he smacks the alligator on the head hard and just before the alligator clamps his mouth shut, the old man removes his penis.
The alums are amazed and the old man asks them if they would like to try it.
The Michigan alum responds: "no thanks, I think I'll pass"
The old man turns to the Ohio State alum and asks him if he wants to try.
The Ohio State alum responds: "you bet I would, but if you hit my head as hard as you hit that alligator, I'm gonna kick your ass"
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