[Carrie]

How about some common sense ones?

Only buy Western Digital hard drives if you value your data.
Always rent Xbox games from Blockbuster before blowing $50 on a game that sucks.
Chameleon Submitter beats the others hands down.
Learn to get away from the computer without feeling guilty for not working.
Cooking twice as much as you need and freezing half of it will save you tons on fast food and taste a hell of a lot better.

If things seem to be getting too heavy...
-Go find a sleeping baby. Watch closely for as long as possible.
-Lay down in the grass and stare at the clouds.
-Buy a coloring book and crayons. Use them.
-Remember, life is terminal. Everything else is cake compared to that.