[Vick]

Why, Why, Why
You could have let the brain thing go .......

grogan could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And grogan's head, he'd be scratchin'
While his thoughts were busy hatchin'
If grogan only had a brain.

grogan'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts grogan'd be thinkin'
He could be another Lincoln,
If grogan only had a brain.

Oh, grogan could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
grogan could think of things he'd never thunk before
And then he'd sit and think some more.

grogan would not be just a nuffin'
His head all full of stuffin'
His heart all full of pain.
grogan would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If grogan only had a brain