To bring everyone up to date smoe dumb fuckers got on ebay and auctioned off the space on their ass for a tattoo. Nick enjoined the battle and won! Upon further inspection I realize that they are local to me which makes the tattoo even more interesting.
Nick paypals me the money and we hold a poll which selects my avatar as the tattoo. I email the ass faggots telling them that I hold the cash and I will deliver it and photograph and film that tatoo since I am local. Then I attach the pic thats to be tattooed on that ass.
No response all week.
So last night Hellpuppy and I were out recruting tallent for a new site [never try to enlist the services of models at Mortons] and after a power drunk and a red face I call Man & Bat Inc to pay a late night visit to collect our tattoo. We enlisted the help of the GonZo puckup truck to blend in with the locals and nobody answered the door. So I left them my Evil Empire Inc. business card on the door with a note to respond or Man and Bat Inc... would return. I just now recived this email...
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me and alan were really expecting a better winning bid to be honest with you. If you want that pic its gonna be a little more expensive, thats a complex tat man. I think for 152.50 we could do more like a web address or name or something like that. Or maybe you could make a better offer for the pic of dude in the robe. By the way, sorry for the long wait, I been havin computer troubles. I have a cell phone that I keep on me all the time, if I dont answer leave a voicemail and I will call you back asap. ***-***-4355.
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Nick...the next move is up to you.
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