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Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 31 2003, 07:31 PM
They pulled my wife over in the sl55 last weekend for something bullshit, and gave her a warning - I know the cop pulled her over because she was a young chick in an expensive car. Cockholsters!
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Last time I was pulled over it was for drinking chocolate milk.
I'm coming in late and stop at a convenience store. This convenience store is on one corner of a big intersection of two major roads. Unbeknownst to me, there's a cop sitting in the parking lot on another corner with his lights out looking for someone to run a red light or whatnot. And he's watching me.
Well, I go into the store and I buy a Mayfield Milk Chug with chocolate milk. Now I need to explain that for those outside Atlanta. Mayfield Dairy produces the best milk in town and they market these 16 oz bottles that you can easily slam down in a couple or three swallows thus they market them as "milk chugs".
The cashier puts my milk in a small brown bag. Now I'm not thinking about this, not knowing a cop is anywhere around, but the shape of a "milk chug" when in this paper bag looks alot like it might be a 40 oz malt liquor or even a fifth from a distance. I get in the car and slam this thing immediately. I leave it in the bag because I dont want any sweat off the container on the upholstery, etc.
As I drive off, I see Smokey Bear roll out behind me. And sure enough although I'm doing nothing wrong, in no time he's right on my bumper running my plates. Those come back clean of course. He's followed me for a couple of miles, and I haven't weaved or been even 1mph over the speed limit, but he lights me up and pulls me over.
Now this guy is stereotypical southern cop, if it hadn't been dark he would've been wearing mirrored sunglasses for sure. He says "boy, you had anything to drink tonight?"
I said "yes sir, i had some chocolate milk about 5 minutes ago and pulled the milk chug out of the bag."
He checked my license and wished me a good evening.
