OK...Im starting to get a little teary-eyed here.....one last Grizzard favorite of mine....
The Georgia vs Alabama game was being played "tween the hedges" (for those of you that do not know, Sanford Stadium at the University of Georgia has hedges that line both sides of the field and teams playing there are said to be playing "tween the hedges").
A man from Alabama walks into a store, walks up to the counter and says "I'd like to have an RC Cola and a Moon Pie."
The storekeeper say "You must be from Alabama!"
This pisses off the man from Alabama. "How dare you stereotype me just
because I ordered an RC and a Moon Pie? Do you think ever man who comes in here and orders a Polish Sausage is Polish?"
The storekeeper says "Well, sir, I don't know. It's never come up.."
This makes the man from Alabama even more mad. "If a person comes in here and orders Kosher Pork, do you automatically think he's a Jew?"
Again the storekeeper says "Well, sir, I don't know. It's never come up."
The man from Alabama is still steaming. "Then how can *you* stereotype *me* when I order a Moon Pie and an RC????"
The storekeeper looks him straight in the eyes and says "Because, sir, this
is a Hardware Store!"
--T