grogan, the only one sounding like brandon in this thread is you*. In my experience, anyone capable of making a statement like "I'm one of the most successful and brilliant young people of my generation" is usually marginally successful and not so very bright - particularly when making it on a venue such as this.
* - try
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=8&q=immature
btw ... that "guess who contacted me about my shit" line ain't gonna work very well over here either. Is your real name Eric, by any chance?