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Mr Benn · 10-24-2003

I know how to make God take over your body and raise your arms to jesus christ!

Stand in a doorway, and push both your hands against the door frame as hard as you can for at least a minute (with the backs of your hands pushing, not your palm). Then step out of the door frame, and relax.. your arms will rise upwards, and you will be blessed by christ!

Afterwards you must turn on the God Channel and donate $50k to help them build a space rocket to get to heaven!!

Last edited by Mr Benn at Oct 24 2003, 03:26 AM

10-24-2003	#7
Mr Benn Members Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 113	I know how to make God take over your body and raise your arms to jesus christ! Stand in a doorway, and push both your hands against the door frame as hard as you can for at least a minute (with the backs of your hands pushing, not your palm). Then step out of the door frame, and relax.. your arms will rise upwards, and you will be blessed by christ! Afterwards you must turn on the God Channel and donate $50k to help them build a space rocket to get to heaven!! Last edited by Mr Benn at Oct 24 2003, 03:26 AM __________________ MrBenn "As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared."