Carrie, it makes me feel so warm and cozy knowing that you read every word I write. Thank you for being such a loyal snitch. I have always wanted my own private club of sickos following me all over the internet. Kevin has his sick groupies. Now I have my own sick fan club. I'm so lucky. A special good night to Darci.
Get your records straight, Miss Carrie. I'm 5'8, 124 lbs.
