[Carrie]

Quoting Confucy, blah blah blah (I'm not even going to force everyone to skim past that diatribe again)

Fat flabby ass. Such a comment coming from someone who is 5'4" and 180 pounds at her last known weight. God knows you're probably over 220 lbs by now.

You got your wish with Kevin coming here? Oh, okay... that's why you tried to roast me for calling Kevin to come here to the board, right? Because all that time you were trying to get him over here? Bullshit.

There's nothing worse than a snitch? Really? That's pretty funny, considering in YOUR letter to the FCC you proclaimed YOURSELF to be a snitch. So I guess there's nothing worse than being you, eh?

Christ woman, when are you going to read the writing on the wall, written by your own hand? You are your own worst contradiction and you can't even keep your lies straight.