and these ones are awesome
""Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.""
""When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.""
""A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.""
""History will be kind to me for I intend to write it""
""The empires of the futures are the empires of the mind""
""My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me""
""We have no lasting friends, no lasting enemies, only lasting interests.""