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Old 10-09-2003   #9
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A Churchillizm:

Late one night in Downing street, Churchill leaves his office for the night after consuming a scotch or two.

He's walking through the house when he bumps into a cleaning woman, knocking her clean over.

She stands herself up, brushes herself down and looks at the Prime Minister. Noticing he's a little worse for ware she says "Sir you are drunk!"

To which he replies "Madam, you are ugly! Tomorrow I shall be sober!"
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