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Originally posted by Hooper@Oct 7 2003, 08:47 PM
How bout this one? I've read it 4 times now and i still cant figure out what the hell the actual process *IS*.
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Damn! I don't blame ya, Serge. It took me many years but at this point I can actually read legalese (lawyer contracts, court opinions) and understand nearly every word. I can even understand most of the scientific bio abstracts and those pharamaceutal indication pamphlets (you know, the ones that are two pages long in 3 point type that come with medications), and many other "strange" things ...
Yet I look at these patent abstracts and I go cross-eyed!!
Btw I have just patented a device that filters and retains biochemicals at the molecular level especially but not limited to those from chlorophil emiting devices for the purpose of preventing physiological negative counterreactions and maintaining the integrity of individual organic health systems.
... In other words, I just patented nosehair.
