Dear Mr Henderson,
It has come to the attention of my firm that you have again threatened some form of legal action against our client for what can only be described as immature behavior.
Please be advised that we have already punished our client in a manner both appropriate and consistent with the offense.
Attached is photographic proof of the aforementioned punishment and we trust that this matter will be now be closed and consider it to be resolved.
Should similar issues arise in the future, we suggest telling your mommy.
Sincerely Yours
JR's Legal Team
