Nick, I'm just trying to make you happy. When I treated you with respect, you basically told me you were not worthy. Some men prefer being kicked in the balls, and I think you may be one of them. Therefore, I promise you I will put you on a *BAD GUY* list when I send my article to WIRED.
Brad, you will go on the list for THE MOST IMPROVED PORN WEBMASTERS. People are beginning to like you. Watch out!