Crawfishapooloza sounds like a great idea.
I think selling a house is even worse than moving. I also have the worst timing ever. My house is on the market and I have roughly half my stuff moved out. Been doing it slowly over the last few months. There were 2 houses on the market here in the last 2 years and both sold within a week at the listing price. I put my house on the market and the same fricking day the borough council announced they were going to put in sewage for the entire borough. (I never thought it would pass) $6000 tap-in fee and $125/month for something I've never had a problem with. My septic system works just fine. Within 3 days there were 75 houses on the market.
So now I've got 3 houses and I'm broke as hell paying all the bills. Add to that half my belongings are an hour and a half away and it really sucks. Seems like every time I need something it's at the other house.
The other great thing is strangers showing up at your house at 7:30 AM to look at it without having calling first. 3 times I've been awakened by my garage door opening.
I can't wait to get this nightmare over.