i would hate to see Wig's attitude when they finally try to outlaw donkeys.
my grandfather said his neighbor when he was little used to have big Bar B Que's in the summer where they would eat them. he said they put a sign out by the road that said "Get a piece of ass for a $1.00"
he also likes melted Bleu Cheese on his apple pie which always seemed a little weird to me. it seemed to be a little like heating up sweaty jock straps and gym socks and putting them on your ice cream. i never could figure out how that would make something taste better. i used to just tell myself it was because he got shot several times in the Korean War.
just thought i would toss that out there