[Carrie]

Confucy I'm not unemployed, I'm self-employed. I honestly wouldn't expect you to know the difference. How's that job with Lew?

While you thrive on bullshit, I thrive on taking care of my responsibilities. My home is paid for. My top of the line soccer-mom minivan is paid for. While I don't live like Brad Shaw, I do have enough to pay my bills and send my son to a private school while he's in kindergarten. I live in a simple manner *because* my family comes first; I could easily be out in the "real world" pulling in a 6-figure paycheck with my skills and experience, but unlike you, money is not a measure of a person's worth in my eyes.

So don't you worry about me, little one. Better you focus on yourself. After all, you are saddled with a full-time job, you have no love in your life, you have no children, and your siblings live clear across the country. Part of your hatred for me is *because* I have the things that you so desire to have - a real family that cares about me and people to share my life with.

You, my dear, are the one who's incredibly poor. Not me. You don't need to head to the unemployment line, but I hear TopBucks has a new dating site open. Hurry on now, you're not getting any younger you know.