I would like to make a correction - due to my poor math skills, I subtracted a year instead of adding - I was married *21* years ago. Had I walked down the aisle as the mother of a one year old, I can promise you that neither my mother, my mother's family nor my mother's friends would have come to wedding. Granted, it probably would have been nicer WITHOUT her and some of them there, but they were all rich and gave us lots of nice stuff.
And for you that actually MOW your grass: Just get some goats! They're the ultimate white trash mower.
