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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 19 2003, 09:26 PM
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Neither, they both lie to further their own political agendas.
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They lie so well they should all quit politics and become webmasters 
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More quotes for Nick to enjoy.... I know I haven't posted the first couple there yet but I very well could have already posted the others but I'm sure Nick will enjoy reading them again!!
What Nick might say if people started trusting him and saying he's a good guy and not the evil webmaster everybody thinks he is!!
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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it." (Deep Space Nine: "Empok Nor")
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"If your lies are going to be this transparent, this is going to be a very short interrogation" -- Kira
"Then I'll try to make my lies more opaque..." -- Gul Darhe'el (Duet)
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Lying is a skill like any other and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly
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http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/liepract.wav
A better more complete version of the "boy who cried wolf" quote.
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Garak: Why is it no-one ever believes me even when I'm telling the truth?
Bashir: Have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?
Garak: No.
Bashir: It's a children's story about a young shepard boy who gets lonely
while attending his flock, so he cries out to the villagers that a wolf is
attacking the sheep. The people come running, but of course there's no
wolf. He claims that it's run away and the people praise him for his
vigilance.
Garak: Clever lad! Charming story.
Bashir: I'm not finished. The next day the boy does it again and the next two
and on the fourth day a wolf really comes. The boy cries out to the top of his
lungs, but the villagers ignore him and the boy and his flock are gobbled up.
Garak: That's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say?
Bashir: But the point is; if you lie all the time nobody's going to believe
you, even when you're telling the truth.
Garak: Are you sure that's the point, doctor?
Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.
-- "Improbable Cause"
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http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/teltruth.wav
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http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/lietwice.wav
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Garak: The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Improbable Cause
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http://www.stinsv.com/DSn/Garak/thetruth.wav
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Bashir: So of the stories you told me, which ones were true?
Garak: My dear doctor, all of them were true.
Bashir: What about the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.
The Wire
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