People are already doing this on ebay, their selling their dicks !!! Just calling them french fries... Probably to get around the "adult" products thing.......
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e_st/french_fry
LA CROSSE, Wis. - A man has sold what he billed as the world's largest french fry for more than $200 on the Internet auction-house eBay.
Simon Holland found the 6 3/4-inch fry during a meal at a Wisconsin Rapids Culver's on June 24. Instead of eating the spud, he immediately froze it and put it up for auction on eBay.