Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend
Your persy or you cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they'll stick you in the dock
And you won't-a-come-a-back!
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