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Originally posted by cj@Jun 19 2003, 05:59 PM
don't forget the cut/uncut survey 
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Theres only 3 questions needed in a survey for a potential slam date down south....
1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?
If they score the trifecta...then you find the best BBQ joint..
dress em in s short skirt with no drawers and sit em on your lap and feed em ribs and beer so cold it will make their nipples hard.
I offer to take KK out for BBQ but I dont think she likes cold beer...
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