When I was 17, I was mad at my first boyfriend... so hung out at the local lake during his "senior ditch day" and made out with an older guy (who became boyfriend #2). Boyfriend never saw me, hiding in plain sight

but later that night I surprised him by telling him what he'd been doing all day, and advised him NOT to be surprised when he saw the hickeys I got from his nemesis.
Man, it felt so good to be baaaaddddd.