Sykk makes a very good point about sueing because the client COULD have gotten whatever for free by doing this or that...I think I'll sue my Ford place. I could have fixed my brakes for free, if I had made time and had the machines and tools.
A guy drives his car into the garage and tells the mechanic, "It's runnibg rough.".
Mechanic opens the hood, looks at the engine, and taps the carguretor with a hammer. The engine settles down and runs smoothly. "That'll be $25.00.".
Customer: "$25.00! All you did was tap it a couple of times with a hammer!".
Mechanic: "Let me get you an itemized bill."
The bill reads:
2 taps with hammer-$1.00
Knowing where to tap-$24.00
Spam is a bit inconvenient; but I can put up with most of it, What really pisses me off is when some spammer 'spoofs' my enail addy as the sender.
As for police...here in Houston, if you want to talk to a cop, you need to drop by Rick's.