Vick,
I'm surprised at you! I would never make a joke about when you had
charity sex with a father figure... lol... Besides, you raised so much money
that evening for the Prostate Lovers Ball, would be a shame to make
sophomoric jokes about it...

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Oh, I fully expect girls half my age to hit on me when I get to be as
aged as you are buddy... Unfortunately, I hear old bones break
easily so kinda worried... medicaide won't be there for me I fear!
Why just the other day I made an innocent suggestion and woke up
with a black eye, my rain coat all askew and covered in Girl Scout
cookies... what's this world coming too?!?