Please let me know the date of your departure. I shall stand at the docks, waving, cheering on your release from the evil bonds of American propoganda, and collecting all of your American dollars as you depart this evil place.
You simply cannot take those filthy green pieces of paper with you. They symbolize all that America stands for, with their Presidential faces and historical buildings.
I shall save you from the burden and shame of carrying this vile paper with you to your new homes. Simply hand it to me as you leave, and I shall find a proper way to dispose of it discreetly. No one will ever know it was yours. I guarantee that the disposal will in no way bring any further shame and humiliation to you and yours, and you may start your newfound life with a clean slate.
