I'm overwhelmed!
I'm all aflutter!
I'm honored!
I'm verklempt!
I beat out Ulfie and Colin!
I shall proudly carry my assholiness this month.
And Shok, just because YOU gave free blowjobs the whole time you were "Asshole of the Month" (and for quite a bit before and after, IIRC.....), does NOT mean it's a requirement, so don't ask!