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Originally posted by Hooper@Mar 28 2003, 07:08 PM
I think from now on we should have a new set of criteria for picking presidents... Just answer yes to four questions and he has my vote.
1) Is his dick bigger than mine?
2) Does he know how to do long division without a calculator?
3) Can he talk for 10 minutes without referring to God?
4) Can he beat me in a spelling bee?
i'd like to have a president who can beat me in a spelling bee is all realy want.. is that too much to ask?
New Slogan.. "George Bush, he cant beat you in a spelling bee... but he sure knows how to wave!"
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Y'know, the Presidential Package is no concern of mine, but as for the other three, I believe we ought to codify those criteria!