and does being a pornographer make one a good or bad person?
or how's that old song go...
When you're a jet you're a jet
You're a Jet All The Way
From Your First Cigarette
To Your Last Dying Day.
It's all very reminiscent (sp?.. too lazy to check) of some bad gay broadway musical where people are choosing sides and grandstanding without noticing that the actual "choosing of sides" is the problem that our antagonists and protagonists are all really encountering.
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Hooper - Who are you going to offer as an alternative to Bush?
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Well clearly Gore wasn't funny enough for anybody. I would vote for the reagan daughter or chelsea clinton... or maybe Jeb bush...
Seriously though? There are some fantastic politicians out there who unfortunately dont have the ability to connect with the "average joe" which raises another question... why do we want a president who we can associate with and feel like he's the kinda guy we'd like to joke and drink a beer with? shouldnt we desire to have a president who is smarter than us? somebody who is truly a genius? somebody who doesn't slow down on the highway to stare at the purty red lights of the fire truck?
John Kerry... Richard Gephard... who was the senator with the really huge ears? anybody remember him? he was one smart motherfucker...
*note. edited to notate that i am not claiming that kerry or gephard are geniuses*
I think from now on we should have a new set of criteria for picking presidents... Just answer yes to four questions and he has my vote.
1) Is his dick bigger than mine?
2) Does he know how to do long division without a calculator?
3) Can he talk for 10 minutes without referring to God?
4) Can he beat me in a spelling bee?
i'd like to have a president who can beat me in a spelling bee is all realy want.. is that too much to ask?
New Slogan.. "George Bush, he cant beat you in a spelling bee... but he sure knows how to wave!"
Last edited by Hooper at Mar 28 2003, 10:11 PM