We support Saddam's peaceful regime!
The Iraqi people don't deserve liberation!
Saddam's "victims" are not "innocent" -- they voted against him!
Saddam is only trying to prevent overpopulation!
My parents work so I can protest!
Saddam only kills poor people!
The Iraqi people should just suffer quietly!
I haven't showered or bathed since the 60's!
If you kick Saddam out, you'll have to kick all of us out too!
We may be pro-tyranny, but at least we hate America!
What did you expect? Our parents were hippies!
I have nothing better to do with my life than whine and protest!
I don't even know what I'm protesting, but this looked like fun!
I'm a chip off the old block -- my parents were idiots too!
I'm just killing time until the next IMF and WTO meetings!
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