Anybody see Maxim's Irish tribute?
A list of Irish drinks to enjoy today in our toast to St. Patty....but also some dirty limericks at the bottom that you can enjoy finishing
http://www.maximonline.com/grit/articles/a...ticle_5101.html
MORAL HYGIENE
“Cunnilingus?” asked Paddy. “I’ll pass.
It’s true, you’re a beautiful lass.
But you’ll not win my heart,
You smelly ol’ tart,
Till you learn to wipe your own [noun]!”