I don't like Freecom Fries and Freedom Toast, because I have better ideas:
French Toast should be Surrender Toast.
French Fries should be White Flag Fries.
French Bread should be Collaboration Bread.
Vichy Carrots should remain Vichy Carrots, to remind us all of the perfidity of the Frogs.
French Kissing should be referred to as Tongue Kissing (I can't think of anything better... got any ideas?).
Why not just call it the "Maginot Quarter" instead of the "French Quarter"?
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