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Originally posted by Mike AI@Feb 19 2003, 11:19 AM
Man whats up with all the Canadiens firing handguns lately??? Think it is some undercover plot to build up the Canadien army?  
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Pssst....yer right, we do have a plan....
So far, our underground military consists of:
Infantry:
- the 5 guys down at the John B Pub
- the John B's entire dart team (consists of 8 dart champions)
- John B's brother in law
Vehicles:
- Farmer Joe's Tractor
- Billy Bob's 4wheel Ford Truck
- Jonathan's entire fleet of dog sleds (we're still trying to convince him to put his dogs on the table)
Defense:
- The Great Wall of Beer Cans around the entire circumference of Canada, 100 cans deep, and 1000 cans high
Arsenal:
- DrGuile's handgun he smuggled back from the range.
But............you didn't hear this from me.
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