[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Ambergirl@Feb 13 2003, 12:34 PM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort.

All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other naked women and to show support for their fellow sisters.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!

Can we make sure the guy in front of all the female webmasters on this board's houses have digital camers so that pics can be shown here on Oprano as prrof of your participation??