I was really looking forward to the "freak show" as it had been promoted as such for so many days. I have to tell you, I didn't see much of a freak show.
I used to know Michael. We weren't friends by any means, but we went to elementary school together and he lived around the corner from me. He knew my name and I knew his name. I knew Randy more than I knew Michael. When I was in 6th grade, I was at his house twice, and I was never more uncomfortable in my life. There are many who believe you are a product of your environment, and those kids had one whacked out environment.
I do have to say that I was surprised at the show. Other than a few moments, he seems a lot more normal than I thought he was before I saw the show. Ok, the kids sleeping in his bed was weird (although he did say several times that he slept on the floor), feeding his baby was weird (it is OBVIOUS that was the first time he has ever fed THAT, or any other baby), and he is obviously lying about what plastic surgery he has, or has not had. Other than that, he seemed pretty OK for what he has to go through just to go shop at the Venetian. I also didn't find the shopping trip all that weird. I have been shopping with some of you and you aren't that much different. It is all a matter of scale.
The difference between me and Michael Jackson is how I would handle the fame. I would always travel with a lawyer, a stack of pre-copulation and pre-coitus agreements, and a big limo with a private area in the back with a bed. My lawyer would sit up front, and wherever I went, I would pick one of those hotties out of the crowd, put her in the limo where she would have a 1 hour document signing party with my lawyer and then take her into the back for some mobile fucking. Now that I think of it, I would probably do 2 or 3 hotties at a time so that more hotties would be able to partake of the JMM love machine. I am all about my fans. I am a busy man but I would always make time for the pussy! Of course for Michael, minors can't enter into contractual agreements, so maybe that is why he doesn't do that.
Anyway, certainly not as shocking as Barbara WaWa made it out to be. I certainly wasn't left speechless afterwards as she had promised.
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