[Vick]

Seeing all these claims on patents I put in a call to the crack legal team of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
To see if a problem performing a patented process, if the preferred patent holders would be punitively punishable

i.e. If I got fucked while I was screwing or screwed while I was fucking or fucked while fucking or screwed while screwing

However it did come to mind that I might be in violation of various patent holders rights in the fucked while screwing or screwed while fucking scenarios