This is our life.
Jerri's making a cocktail. In Australia there's nothing to drink.
Brande is a lifeguard. With that rack she'll never sink.
Gabby's in the kitchen, and how she likes to rock!
Hammer he's a preacher. He likes to hear himself talk.
We got the blues - The Surreal Life blues.
Manny says he's a fisherman, but he shouldn't use it for his life.
Corey's getting married, but he hasn't told his wife.
Well I'm in Mötley. There's nothing left to lose.
Sitting in a jail I call The Surreal Life blues.
I said yeah!
We're all hanging in this house, this jail, these Surreal Life blues. Yeah!
*Surreal Life Blues - Courtesy of Vince Neil from the Surreal Life
Anna Nicole is the worst show ever now doubt
How did she ever escape the trailer park?
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