[KBpimps]

OK so here is the real scoop, you tell me if you could live with me......

I don't listen to hip hop all day contrary to popular belief I mostly listen to Reggae music all day and all night. Roots, Dancehall, Ska, and Dub....

I DO however smoke weed all day and night so that makes me a target for most in the house...most likely I'd be the one pigging out and eating your food, although I DO always PAY for what I eat...

That was when I was able to live with people...I play my guitar very loudly and at weird hours, leave nutsocks laying around in plain view...

I have been known to pass out while masturbating, burp, and fart while in my sleep-
I have an insatiable appetite for whores, strippers and hairstylists.....makes for strange bedfellows :-))

I live my life on the phone all day- my phone ringer blares "ROLLOUT" by Ludicris That can be quite annoying . I have girls calling crying their eyes out to me about how "I treated them so well and their new guys is a dick ", I am also fond of the latenight booty call....You never know who would be popping by the house for some KB Coitus late night..I am like Wendy's "I can eat great even LATE"

I am somewhat neat, I am toilet seat trainable, and thanks to Aly I am now a sensitive enough a guy to have sanitary napkins and tampons under my sink for the ladies, when it is that time of the month...funny how close under the sink is to MY FRONT DOOR!

I also am a change collector I must have $6,000 in quarters laying around my house...

So am I a great roommate

WOULD YOU WATCH MY SHOW????




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