Ok we could do the epicurean version of a reality based show
Which would basically be
Billy
MikeAI
Katie
CJ
Serge
LL
Me
Enjoying fine dining and fine wines

and telling everyone about it - well we do that anyway, just not on TV
Not fun for you to watch but damn good for the participants
p.s. I like your first list Heather but have to agree the BS might not last past the first show