Have you people not figured it out yet?
COLIN IS FROM THE FUTURE!
He was sent back from the distant future to learn firsthand how intelligent early man was. He engages us in stimulating conversation to gauge our degree of advancement. Remember Spanker? Remember how we thought he was hiding in a bunker? IT WAS A RUSE! I overheard Colin in Vegas while he was conversing via wormhole phone with his bretheren in the far future. They sent Spanker to the future to do experiments on him. Poor, poor Spanker.
The good thing is that Serge is next
