[Vick]

"Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself.
'There's no place like home. There's no place like home.'"

That's how I find my way home but of course .....

You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, chuckled at catastrophe!
I was instantaneously acclaimed Oz, the first Wizard deluxe.
Times being what they were, I accepted the job, retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick get-away. Aha!
And in that balloon, you and I will return to the Land of E Pluribus Unum!