Dear Vick....too funny....
Woody Allen is one of my favorites.
For Serge and my son Ciaran, I like this one:
I am an only child. I have one sister.
(Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor)
For Voodooman:
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
love.
(Annie Hall)
For Brad:
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
(Sleepers)