I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:
A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy
That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it?
Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request.
