Do I get extra presents for punching those cosmetic counter bitches???? I'm highly allergic to perfumes and hate running the perfume spray gauntlet from those buimbos with bulbs...spritzing and spraying and gahhhhhhhhhh....I swear, one, just one of those scent hookers sprays me this year, I'll snap and start breaking limbs.....
fuck Christmas, fuck it up it's stupid ass!
my in-laws are hillbilies, so Christmas is always sooooooo extra special...gee thanks, a half eaten Snickers bar wrapped in toilet paper, you really shouldn't have gramma Hattie.....really, you shouldn't have....
I'm getting even with these hee haw motherfuckers this year...I'm jerking off in the egg nog.............
Merry Fucking Christmas, you Hillbilly fucks!!!!!!
damn Vick, this venting thing does make one feel better......
now I gotta plan my strategy of buying my kids toys that I like to play with....this year, the kids get a subscription to Maxim!
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