i love Christmas even though i'm a yid, i grew up going to my Aunt Jean's house for Christmas, they were Italian and they had the perfect Christmas, fucking Martha Stewart couldn't have done it up any better than her.
I don't know how people in warm weather places care about Christmas, green Christmases suck.
Vick you should convert to Judaism, no more Christmas problems. Tell your kid 'Son, i have some very bad news for you, you're a Jew now. No more Santa Claus for us around here so I don't wanna hear you whining about presents and candy canes. You're a Jew now, act like one and go make your old man rich!'
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